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sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)

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The squealed “pleaaaase” sounded straight out of Invader Zim

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Donna Summer c. 1979

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CHAPPELL ROAN at Bonnaroo 2024 (via the.camera.lady)

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a digital drawing of chappell roan in two poses, with a bright pink solid background and handwritten text of the lyric "it's hot when you're going through hell". on the top left she is pictured singing with her head titled up and eyes closed; on the bottom right she is in the middle of a backbend onstage. in both she is wearing her costume from her coachella performance with heavy boots, rhinestone collar and bracelets, and an open front leotard that says "eat me".ALT

had a category 5 lesbian moment looping midwest princess for the past couple hours so i drew some stills from this vid

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Incomplete List of Moments from the TV Show “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” for which Andre Braugher Should Have Won Every Available Award

Series of tweets from @_sashayed reading as follows:   #b99 s2e2. "youu embarrassed yourSELF in front of derek jeter."  #b99 s2e3. the first utterance of the word "gigglepig."  #b99 s2e4.  "a mysterious partier stole your badge on….HALLOWEEEN"  #b99 s2e5. iconic. showstopping. 100 emmys. the full monologue. "wuntch....circling me. like, a shark...frenzied by chum."ALT
Tweet reading "#b99 s2e6"ALT
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tweets reading:  #b99 s1e12. "My husband’s dog, Cheddar, had relations with a neighbor dog, Karate, and produced these two smaller dogs."  #b99 s1e19. "Numbers two and four, switch places." (beat.) (then, softly:) "cupcake match."  #b99 s3e02. "This is what I have so far: pAin."  #b99 s2e20. (rosa: i think i might be pregnant.) "oh.             ohhh.             ohhhhhh, n--                      no."ALT
Series of tweets reading:  #b99 s2e12. "i said it...............aND I MEANT IT!!!!!!!"  #b99 s2e1 pronunciation of the phrase "antique globes."  #b99 s3e08  [silently, contemptuously flicking a decoy duck off a bridge.]  #b99 s4e08. the heavyweight. the absolute monster. i almost don't want to include it; it's almost too obvious. these 30 seconds are worth more to this earth than a hundred thousand emmys, but he should still have won them.ALT
Tweets reading:  #b99 s5e03. "I decide when squatting is necessary.     That was my decision."  #b99 s5e02. "and to help me pass as straight.....kevin's rose-shearing hat." also, every single line delivered as joe woezniak while wearing kevin's rose-shearing hat.  #b99 s5e05. "You're a virgin. That's an order."  #b99 s1e13. "I think I am....getting a text message. 'Bloop!' There it is."  #b99 s2e22. "From now on, call me......VELVET. THUNDER."  #b99 s4e03. "Boost my bottom. BOOST MY BOTTOM!!!!!"ALT
tweets reading:  #b99 s4e06. there aren't enough Emmys in all of spacetime  [Three stills of Captain Holt furiously, deliberately puncturing a balloon arch while maintaining eye contact]ALT
Tweets reading:  #b99 s4e06 cont'd. "vINDICATION"  #b99 s3e12. "I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired. So I am going to take a nap. But when I wake up, ohhhh, you are in for it."  (4 hours later)  [Still of Captain Holt leaning directly over Andy Samberg/Jake Peralta's sleeping face, hissing "How dare you?"ALT

Went back to my inactive xwitter to find this incomplete and out of order thread of moments for which Andre Braugher should have won an Emmy. Gem after gem after gem. God dammit he was so good dude this sucks!!

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self-defeating stoicism is so sexy in a character imo. what’s better than this, when someone experiences (1) emotion and immediately starts overcompensating with chilly freak Behaviors and acts of obvious flagellatory self sabotage, who’s like “no this is normal. This is the only normal. In fact it is you whom are acting weird”

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Gaza Forever by Sarah Fitzgerald

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